Sunday, November 1, 2009
MIA-ing for 9 days!
Today I went to Safra billiard center with Aron and Sin, play pool.. Then halfway through the game, the girl on the left table went to rest while eating her noodles, then there is this uncle who keep looking at her butt because she was standing up eating while bending to eat her noodles.. The uncle is ti ko peh! Then I ask Sin to look, 'ehh that uncle, look at his eyes, looking at the girl's pi gu sia' then sin said 'haiya the girl so ugly'. Not long after the girl's friend ask me whether I can play with the girl for a game, but because Aron and I am already in a game so I asked Sin to go first.. after that my turn.. Wa Liew the girl damn li hai lah, I thought she would be average, the first game, normally there will be 2 types of balls, 7 for each type, you got to shoot in all 7 before you can attempt the black ball and wins the game, so the initial start of the game I shoot in two balls then her turn, she practically owned me by shooting 5 balls consecutively.. which is damn li hai lah.. but I manage to catch up, in the end she won me by 1 black ball.. I think I won her only 1 round out of 3,4 rounds.. Don't see me as useless leh, Aron and Sin also kenna trash.. I mean if I play normally maybe got chance because you know playing with a girl like got pressure.. Then I play with her friend 1 round, she say she very lan, yaa, she is more lan then her friend lah but somehow I cannot unleash my full power, in the end also lose to her by 1 black ball.. Sin cannot say she not pretty lah, she is pretty de just that too tall and skinny.. But I prefer not to ask number lah, not my cup of tea... Janice, wo mei you dui bu qi ni!!
Did I mention that I will be going to Genting with Sin tomorrow/today 2nd Nov till 6th? haha go there play loh, he begged me for like how many times to accompany him to go liao so go loh.. Then on the 6th come back then must pack trekking bag because 7th I am going to Indonesia Bintan with WeiJian, Aron, Peng Siew, Jackson, Amira (to name a few) and will be back on the 9th.. Should be fun bahh, Genting I go until sian liao, Indonesia first time leh, don't know how it feels like, I bet it's like XX and KK Langkawi trip, so serene and tranquil, the blue blue sea.. I got another option to go diving in Malaysia with Yizhong, it's like $300 bao resort, meals so it's kinda worth it loh, shouldn't go Genting because Diving is like super fun lah but I gave that idea up because Yizhong will be going with ZoeTay's husband those kinda upper class people, so doesn't suits me..
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Thursday, October 22, 2009
Ironic
Haha it's damn funny to know about this guy who called me disgusting(apparently ugly).. LOLS!! He said the same to others, as in like.. why now so many pretty girls date with ugly guys.. Ironically he is the pot is calling the kettle black.. He wants to be part of manhunt when he is fat and of course UGLY! He said in his wish list that he doesn't want to be single, DESPO? Seems like I hit the nail on his head.. So what if my Chinese is lousy, you feel that as a Chinese your mother tongue can't get A2 you'd feel so ashamed and those who did lousier than you deserve to go bang wall? Ohh I am a Chinese and I am not an Caucasian but I can Ace my English better then you so I think you'd be better off dead.. eg. when a laptop cost 2000+ you wrote a laptop cause 2000+.. He wants to have long hair quickly (when his current hair is like mushroom). A Pervert who post so many girl photos in his blog, apparently foreign sex icon.. The best part my ex knows him.. In simple words my sister thinks he is impossible! Since you think I am ugly then you are sooo wrong.. I think my number of EXs can beat any in your group.. But let me teach you some tricks..
1st: Be brave and use your initiative to ask for her number
2nd: Text her once parted ways
3rd: Ask her out if everything seems fine
4rd: When the feel is right, ask for your demandseasy? Stupid.. Seems like a zi lian kuang like you, (even though I am but not as bad as you) is so shy.. comment on me? Brush up on your English first alright?
Ohh yaaa, I think hmm.. you are virgin in dating so do look out on Bitches and girls who only wants money.. and yupp don't look for only looks.. Why? I will tell you my brief story..
There is this very pretty girl which I like.. and of course she like me back lah.. the reason why she like me because I hang out with Jordy and Yizhong those rich asses.. and she came to know that my dad own EMC and my mother have her own salon.. What can you infer about this? like money lah.. and Julian told me she date this Indonesian guy and the former gave the latter a Gucci watch and the latter later broke up with him.. MONEY FACE!! and she found a Malaysian guy who drove car as her current boyfriend! The best part was, I dump her!
There is this bitch I know her two years ago but officially known her last year.. The problem is a day before we broke up I called her, she was moody so I decide to call another day, so the next day I called she reject and hoho broke up loh.. She then tell other people that I dump her but the victim was me! Heartbroken.. So I am the ke lian one leh not her.. So early this year we contact again, at that time I didn't point out anything was amiss so yeah, contact loh.. fuck.. lucky we didn't patch or anything cause history repeat itself she reject my calls again but heng we aren't together so I wasn't heartbroken.. Anyway she is the first to dump me and accuse me of being the heartbreak! She is a real bitch.. haha yupp, she is the EX I am talking about up there, your friend.. Stupid..
wanna join manhunt, can runner faster and longer then me first then talk lah(2.4km 8:35mins beat it), talk about shapes your figure can't make the mark.. and look at my photos, I didn't photo shop or anything.. clear right? no pimples right? you give me $3 lah, I help you buy a pimple cream confirm cure your face in a month.. Use Oxy, T3, neutrogena.. all so expensive and I wonder if they really works.. The worst thing is you buy so many and use all the product at once then your face will be magic wonder loh, as in MORE PIMPLES haha!! Use Nature gate $20+ to wash your face twice daily and apply my cream lah.. Look at your current face, I am afraid that you will be moh peng then I cannot recognise that bloody fucker who called me ugly..
You readers are trick! Singapoe post
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Saturday, October 17, 2009
After POA Exams I went home chiong bathe then go to Salon to Dye Hair! Changing to brown next month then to Ash blone in Dec! I am going to steam my hair this Tuesday! Stream as in eg. inject more fluid into a dry hair kinda stuff.. NOT INJECTION!

My Red magenta highlight! Forget about my eyes, they are red I know.. I am not having saw eyes at that point of time, didn't reduce red eye induction!

Dye Hair!! That's YX in my mommy's salon! Getting ready for highlight!

In the process of being hellblone! Like ah peh horr his face.

Let me present you The END PRODUCT!! Mr 18 Years old YX Lee!!
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I got burn!! Viewers discretion is advised
It's like this Yizhong rode his Harley to my house with WeiJian so I went down with a bottle of chilled water. I didn't wear long pant.. So went down and chat with them then touch his helmet and glove and stuff and an embarrassing thing happened (SKIP) then walked backwards then BOOM! Not explode la.. Apparently I shout 'AH', not those loud or long shout, just enough for nearby to hear. THe burn feeling was like your leg touching a glass of 100'c hot water instead of 170'c. So kenna burn wasn't really pain, it's just yaaaa 100'c and your skin melts.. It's wasn't really pain when I reached home I was hesitating whether to wash it anot so I just went ahead, expect it to be pain but ehhh no feeling leh.. apply ice also ehhh not pain leh.. It's like cooked human meat.. Right now I am rather worried about the scarring in future if nobody wants me, Yizhong must bear all responsibilities.. haha won't one lah, always kenna ask number in bugis..

WOW I bet tatoo is more gratifying then this, anyway it's a masterpiece from Harley!
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My torn Skin after washing! hmm.. I bet you dont wanna see the preserve skin. I mean I actually kept the skin in my drawer and the next day I check it's like decompose body kinda..
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Bandage!! For Your Info, this pic wasn't taken in a dance studio! It's my house, just that I have this supersize mirror comparable to a dance studio mirror with stain marks!
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The after effects of bandage! yeah was cleaning it with Iodine and check this out, it's red! anyway it's half a Palm size!
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IODINE!! MY LIFE SAVER! haha more then 10 cottons for 1 session of wound cleaning!
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Jan's phone!
I just realise that Janice own the same phone as Anip! haha so random..
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Mooncake fest!
This is how I spend my zhong qiu.. I didn't realise that it's zhong qiu that day till Darlene called my mobile phone and asked me down to her area to play lantern and candles so I agreed because I didn't really touch those things before as in like my childhood didn't consist all those stuff.. except for once or twice with my cousins.. So I went there in my sleepwear attire with like boxer to Bedok. Reach there, the tables full of candles and lantern.. then CS and me will go to Shop and Save to buy Long Island while the two wait, then can't find any so CS called his girlfriend and both ah Jia and Darlene went to Shop and Save to find loh, don't have leh then walk to elsewhere to buy, halfway through I walk past the restaurant where my clan assosiation held the dinner that place whoa I was like the limelight lah(my attire). then buy le, go back and a uncle took our seats so bo bian loh.. PIANG eh, he took our lantern and stuff then left.. FK! Anyway I manage to buy because I have confidence haha, during the magic flute period, I went to withdraw money then when I open the Atm's door then this lady asked me for survey about money stuff.. like how much I spend a month, withdraw money about how much etc.. Becuase she was friendly so she asked me how old I am then I asked her to guess(cheeky) then she said 23 so I was like whoa.. Then I said no lah 16 and she said really ah! Then she asked for my number then I gave her my phone and she huh? then I said you asked for my number then you never give yours,I very disadvantage leh! and she gave! 20 years old sia, Melissa. haha still in my phonebook.. haiya delete bah, ask her number for fun nia.. Even older girls appeal to me haha!
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VODKA!! 4 Bottles of Vodka and who is the one who buy?
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4 VODKA, 3 Long Island Tea VODKA and 1 Blackcurrent Vodka. The outstanding one is for CS, poor drinker..
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Gan Bei! Any Idea why I take the pic more to the right because there is a female ghost on the left haha!! I sound so bad..
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Supper! Guess who is Ah Jia and who is Darlene? Darlene my ex leh, my taste won't be so lan lah..
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CS Tan, his face like bo chap.. Perhaps really drunk already!
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Let's talk about food!
hmm.. I have eaten many teenage delights before.. I mean foods that appeals to teenagers like you and me! Don't be so traditional like what no signboard, little red house or hai tien lou those kinda.. It's an adult thing.. I introduce you to Aston, a desert shop etc.. which I prefer not to name it haha! There's many more but no pictures..

Aston Specialties! A must not miss western food in Singapore!! It's chicken with tasty rice and mash potato!

Mocha at Aston, it's bitter for this glass.. forgot to add sweet haha..

It's Ice cream with concoction.. I post this because CS took this pic with my mouth like f3.. Cute right? haha buay bah..

I's saba fish, sorry I only post the way I eat haha! my hair looks funny leh..

Shan't tell you guys where this is.. One of the romantic food to eat if you bring ur dates out!!

Milk Base,Oreo topping and Mango fruit as fruit topping! There's D24 durain but kinda sour so I don't really agree it's D24 unless for A1 Penang in Tampines!
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Studying!

TAN YI ZHONG Studying sia, very rare... haha..

Very dark lah.. we went to Marine Parade library to study! Much better then Bedok library luhh!

Idiot Afiq.. see more of this fucking monkey down there!




I love JalanRaya too but this isn't haha just went to Anip's house to wait for Afiq..

Ohh ya, while in the mist of N level paper 1, We can hear blast of siren of police and ambulance vehicles whist pass our school because this mosque was burn down by a 14year old delinquent

Fid is always a hardworking guy just like me but always too, results doesn't show..
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Bianda's tore notes!
What I am gonna share with you guys is that Bianda's tore this TWENty dollars note..can't help it lah, chaicheeans are rich kids(RMS/D). She have like 200k in her bank! anyway it's Nigel ONG who snatch the money but accidentally snatch and tore the notes.. I know it's against the law to tear notes but on a second thought, it's accidental so I decide to post Bianda's pic at the bottom so the relavent authorities can catch her!

No need to click and zoom then see the numbers lah.. I buy le, never tio..

That's bianda!
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
My class sleepyheads

seems like my class looks kinda at ease..

well of course, phones can be used during lessons!
Photos of sleepyheads, accumalated within a day!












Hey Hey wake up YOOZA!! N Levels is around the corner!!
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N Level!
Are you afraid of N levels? hmm.. okay okay lah, anxiety filled 3/4 of my body lah..

N Level FEVER!!

This is what I offer my friends when they came and study at my house!

This my table when I study, messy? I know!

This is what happened when a group of people come to your house and study.. Mass destruction! Anyway it's yizhong's house I lied!!

I wonder who put this women thingy up there, if u were at the scene to see clearly there is like a few dips of blood stain!

Ali monster lai liao!!

Was for a single 10 or 14 could take up at least 30-45mins..

Wow ChaiChee is like a haunted house in the dark!

Afiq was doing the Again&Again part when YX disturb him!! A brawl!
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My spendthrift expenses!

I like this can alot..!! Because of the cute star face..

A crazy SouthKorean wannabe will resort to this..

I finally got my hands on Genie!

BabyBaby, Gee and Genie.. I got all 3.. don't ask me how to get it because I won't tell.. It's shipping(hint) If there is an album you wanna buy, I can help you get it with a handsome fee..

I bought this Polo Black Ralph Lauren perfume at.. save this pic and zoom in, see whether you can see the price? the market value is 100+

CS' perfume is just so alluring.. The next perfume/fragrance I am gonna buy! Maybe bah because I kinda like the Gucci lable..!
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Awards Day
I know I should postthis ealier.. due lack of committment I will post all of this in 1 day! brief recount and quotes from pictures :)

Ohh ya,my dad bought a LV bag for my sis

and a D&G bag for me from HK!

my uniform

my recognition

went to yizhong's house afterwards to study. His sink! nothing out of original? ur so wrong..

Look closer, where is the tap? otherwise shi shi cannot wash hands

Tada, his tap is open by stepping on this button!

Pond with no fishes.. by the way that is YX Lee in red!

and a Harley Davison, the one only design in Singapore!
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Sunday, October 4, 2009
Fomula list work!
Physics paper was QED! Though I didn't add that in.. most people walked out of the examination hall with sinister laughter's! Well that's of course, verified MCQ questions 17/20 confirm correct! There's two careless mistakes ohh Fuck.. Paper 2 needless to say /30 I think I score about 27 or something.. Verified too!! so in total I received a cool 44/50 for N physics, 88% I suppose! hmm.. Chem was killer, regretted why I didn't sign up for Bio, bio students are full of hopes in the returns of getting an A1.. Chem was fucking difficult to understand, though I got 14/20 MCQs correct verified. Paper 4 1st question I am already stunned! Bloody hell, Mrs Lewis cannot be a teacher! 'N1 and N3 don't understand any nuts she is talking about, at least Afiq explanation was so much easier to digest.. Yesterday I smsed her a question about cracking of molecules but she didn't reply.. ASS!! Ohh well at least now my sci is a C5 secured.. 44+14=58, let me score an additional 7 marks to attain a B3 for sci!! If not damn screwed.. hmm.. I counted already my English if not an A2 at least a B3, Emaths 07 N paper I score 72% that's A2, mother tongue prelim I score B4, Comb Humans B3/4, POA B4, and sci I roughly predict it's a B3.. EMB3 I guess will be English B3, Maths A2, Sci B3, Comb humans B4 and POA B4.. Total 16points! well I hope to achieve this kinda results.. I took prelim 2 as a child's play, sci, humans and POA failed, so I studied Chem and Phy over the weekend and attempt 2 phy N paper, 1st paper(forget year) 20/30, 2nd paper 24/30! so I am pretty confident! Burning the midnight oil helps alot too, was stuffing all the formulas in the formula list onto my brain and it helps! 44/50 phy secured!! (praying hard for 21/50 for chem)
Today I comb a 1970s kinda hairstyle that means my hair including fringe all to the right because my hair too long and I am afraid that pui kia will snip off my hair.. Cool pui kia claim that if our level is to be late once more he will check our hair, attire if not barred us from the exams, do you know what does that means? He means that hair long never mind but don't make him angry! So I can once again show off my long hair! Janice wrote on her examination time table: Janice is so STRESSED! and draw some cute stuff, lol random I know, writing for the sake of memories.. and a Huan Kia got soot by Jan, si too pi.. hmm.. I wonder who is this Mandy she sms like a guy..
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Friday, October 2, 2009
1 more week!!
hmm.. This week ah.. Intensive programme was like after exams programme.. We had like physics and POA for like 3 period.. but the first two is self study but seems like play time loh.. My classmates almost all had Iphone so their played Jump Jump(addictive doodle jump) unfortunately I own a sam Jet, and half of my class are injected with the chor dai di contagious virus.. The guys bet with punches and the girls are friendlier.. I joined in for a game or two and manage to escape from the guys clutches.. Some of them are pretty worn out and took their pictures!! Will post them after 12oct!
Monday.. Night classes, home and sleep
Tuesday.. went to 32' fahrenheit for dessert with my co. (pictures on the 12!) Night classes, home and sleep! Night classes is really taking it's toll on me..
Wednesday.. Went for tuition then to east coast for jon's birthday dinner, we took many pictures along the coast of the beach mostly Korean top chart's MV mimic! Nobody, Gee, Sorry sorry, Mister (if I remember correctly). It's hilarious! I think you people have to go to my facebook and linked to Bianda or Jon's profile and view.. Went home pretty late near to 12 but before that..!
Thursday.. Heng ah, morning late late go school, manage to catch Janice because ta mei ci mei you li wo! Went to Parkway to look for CS and Darlene, they went to Swensen to eat, on my way there I heard 'NIGEL CHUA' I was like which idiot shout my name, so embarrassing! A swift turn and it's TAN LIZHONG!! Wave and byebye, I sms her later.. Went for night classes at 6, Geog lesson with Miss Kong, wasted trip because she was talking about coast which I don't understand one bit at all, talk about river haha it's at my fingertips! Julian was teaching Afina Amath then I was like wah Normal teach Express Amath ah, different concept leh!! Can't make out what they are saying because they are speaking in Behasa Indonesia, FYI: Fina is a chinese M'sian turn Singaporen, grew up in malaysia so she can speak fluent hokkien, english, chinese, malay and behasa indonesia, multilingual! 7pm sign out and left, Afina was holding my hand to the Bus stop, then 10 came my co. didn't board the bus because I don't know whether WJ is heading home with Afina anot.. Then 10 left.. We all mistook 13 as 14 twice so Afina hugged me twice then 14 came, WJ board the bus with her, ya lah, I mean my brother going home with my girlfriend I was pretty shocked but not unhappy.. WJ board the bus I shout 'ehh don't bully her, she's mine!' then 14 left.. We board 10 and sat at the back of the bus we were all talking about Korean songs then YX dance 'so hot' and 'nobody' then Aron later joined in and dance 'Sorrysorry' because it was a double deck bus so cars from below can actually look up so Aron was like pai seh, super hilarious.. Then at the mosque there WJ board 10 so I was like 'ehh Jian, I thought you send fina go home de' then he said 'just now I board the bus, your face change so I board 10 loh' But that's not what I mean.. Just shocked, Surprise! Then when the bus retard at Changi general hospital, I dance to Sorry sorry, you know the part when EunHyuk do the let's dance dance dance dance hand movement, I was doing some snake thingy and the saturday night fever with shaky butt, so when I look down the window there are two ang mo and a few nurses laughing sia.. damn pai seh.. I laughed till stadium and continue dancing, next was Kara mister, I shake my butt then there's this indian couple walking down the flight of stairs so they turn back and heng ah I quickly sit down.. Veh pai seh loh.. Tikam Tikam Thurday night concert!
Friday.. Today also late late, Jan sit then I stand loh, she look at me then I look back then she smile and I give the stupid look.. aware of wo de presence.. Last day of lesson in Chaichee! In the afternoon 12 went to hall.. I get my prelim results le it's 30 still got loose change! I failed POA and com sci.. CHEM PULLED ME DOWN!! On the 9 I will chiong for POA because I really don't understand the word POA, I mean early last year Kai Jie borrowed my Book keeping 1&2 then he never attend school for like 1-2months so I never learnt those fundamental stuff, there goes my basic foundation! Up till now I only scored B3 for POA before and that's prelim 1 when I pia till 2am in the morning!! I mean Prelim 2 came pretty fast right after sept hols so I didn't really study.. and Mrs Siva's husband passed away so she didn't teach us Geog, up till this week wednesday then Miss Kong came to our class and revise Geog with us.. This week MOE collect attendance files and many ministry stuff and even chaichee is drain of labour, the teachers are quitting or transferring 1 by 1 so there's not enough relief teachers! I don't think I wanna come back and do sec 5 even if I had the opportunity to do so because in terms of HDI, Raffles Institution may be Norway or USA while my school I guess will be Sierra Leone, no teachers no aid, the environment is already not conducive especially the floor, only canteen got tiles so the classroom and corridor floor is filled with dust, I am sure that people with common sense will know that dust when breathe in will make you sick or sleepy.. Conducive? NO! How to study? Little wonder last year O levels top scorer only get 10 points.. My cousin Amanda isn't the top in cckss but she manage to get 7 or 9 points! Beat it! ITE, no choice lah, need a change.. besides it's the same route to poly.. See me in poly year 2 in 2012!
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